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+ _____________________________________
+/ Your goose is cooked. (Your current \
+\ chick is burned up too!)            /
+ -------------------------------------
+        \   ^__^
+         \  (oo)\_______
+            (__)\       )\/\
+                ||----w |
+                ||     ||